Coming into the MBA program, I expected a sophisticated social scene reflective of future business leaders. I imagined stylish cocktail hours with men in blazers and women in pearls discussing geopolitics, economics, charity and sailing. My view was based more on pictures from Brook Brother’s advertising campaigns than anything based in reality.
My expectations of old money social grace began to fade after navigating the pools of vomit that lined the halls on the first night of the incoming student retreat. I reckoned that the incoming students were simply over-jubilant to begin their journey towards top business leadership and that this was likely a one off event. My notion of MBA social grace was completely dispelled about 20 feet further down the hall as one of my colleagues lay almost nude, with only a hand towel covering his groin. From above the brow he was leaking blood and uttering something in German.
I started to feel more like I was in the film “Animal House” than attending a social function at a top MBA program. While this event was extreme and not indicative of the day to day social life of MBA’s, it is accurate and reflective of the often intense nature of the MBA social scene. For many students this was their first opportunity to unwind after 3-5 years spent as hard laboring analysts at investment banks, consultancies and corporations. For this group the pressure of the daily grind was finally being released and there was little time to waste in getting wasted.
It was interesting to observe that social relations often closely resembled high school albeit with drinking permitted and financial resources that allowed for luxury transnational travel.
Just like high school, the MBA campus is the ultimate rumor mill and the way events become twisted often stands to make the protagonist either a mega-villain or a super-hero. It’s important to remember that what happens in your most inebriated moments is likely to appear within minutes on Facebook, courtesy of your efficient BlackBerry and iPhone wielding colleagues.
With this introduction in mind we’ll first walk through some of the popular MBA social events in an effort to maximize the opportunities you’ll have for fun and creating meaningful and lasting relationships with your colleagues.
Beginning
At the beginning of the MBA program sleep will be scarce due to the combination of settling in to a new city, academics and the beginning of recruiting. It’s well worth missing out on some potential sleep in order to get to know your fellow classmates. Relationships established at the beginning of the program are absolutely vital in the formation of study groups, interview preparation teams and for planning travel excursions and adventures.
At many of the top programs, social groups and strong cliques form quickly based on career ambitions, countries of origin and background. Establishing a wide base of friends at the beginning of the program will allow you to transcend social boundaries that will restrict some of your colleagues to a narrow set of social events with only a select group of people. It is difficult to sufficiently emphasize how fun and rewarding it is to have a broad group of friends in your program. Diverse friends will not only provide an opportunity to expand your cultural horizons, but also to connect with a variety of people with immensely interesting experiences and ambitions.
Pre-MBA Trips
Most of the top MBA programs usually kick off by offering incoming students the opportunity to participate in adventure trips either in the United States or abroad. Trips may include excursions into the mountains, snorkeling at the beach, exploration of a major city or volunteer work. These events typically have between 8 and 15 students and are an excellent way to unwind before the program starts, while also establishing strong relationships with a tight knit group of your incoming classmates.
Orientation events
Every school offers a set of orientation events that may include barbeques, museum outings, bar crawls, team scavenger hunts and baseball games. The events are good fun and help expose you to a larger number of your classmates. If you’re coming from abroad, these events provide a good opportunity to familiarize yourself with some American social customs as well as the city that will be your home base for the next two years.
Incoming student retreat
Although some of the excesses of the incoming student retreat were described at the beginning of the chapter, the overall event is not characterized by debauchery. Typically incoming MBA’s will spend 2 nights at an off-campus location where they’ll have a chance to meet each other and participate in sports, cocktail hours, dances and ropes courses.
Weekly drinking events
Weekly drinking events are par for the course for every top MBA program in the land. Whether it’s “Mangled Mondays”, “Wasted Wednesdays”, or “Thirsty Thursdays”, there is a fraternity-like devotion to the class drinking events amongst a segment of the MBA population. Each school has its own unique twist on the concept. The events are so important that in a poll at one top business schools, the 1st most influential student group was the Investment Banking Group followed immediately by the group that organized booze outings.
The weekly drinking events never cease to amaze. During the recruiting season some of the most composed students loose it completely on the one day per week that it’s officially permissible to completely let go. At one of the events in the middle of the interviewing season, I recall one female colleague becoming so inebriated that she vomited in her Prada purse before breaking out in tears after not hearing back from any of the banks she interviewed with several days prior. Within minutes of expelling the contents of her stomach, she received a call announcing an offer for a position in an investment bank. Legend has it that the woman from human resources considered rescinding the offer after observing her drunken demeanor on the phone. She rallied, ordered a bottle of champagne, and kept her job offer.
The school pub
A number of the top business schools maintain their own pub or have a pub in proximity which for all intents and purposes is the official school pub. This is typically the lurking ground of stressed out first year students, but it’s still a great place to convene after class and exams.
International student parties
The most exciting events are often hosted by the international students. Whether it’s a picnic get together put on by the Russian students, a Dawali celebration hosted by Indian students, a traditional Brazilian barbeque or a big night of salsa dancing organized by Latin American students, there is no question that these events are some of the most fun and culturally enlightening. There are few opportunities in working life to be exposed to a wide array of different cultures and learn about how business is conducted in other parts of the world. Make an effort to expand your horizons and attend events put on by students outside of your immediate group. It will pay you back in both fun and an enhanced cultural perspective.
Dartmouth Winter Carnival
Dartmouth is the only top business school to host an annual social event that manages to attract attendees from all the other top business schools. It is an epic party and winter festival typified by competitive ski racing, snowball fights and late night dancing. The event is a perfect opportunity to meet MBA’s from other top schools and build your network.
MBA Poker Tournament
Every January for the past few years, Harrah’s Entertainment has organized a Texas hold’em championship for business schools across the country. Typically the event has been most heavily attended by students from Harvard Business School and the University of Chicago. The stakes are high with over $100,000 in prize money. Harrah’s also uses the event to recruit MBA’s into careers in the gaming industry. It’s a fun time and if you’re an international student, it provides solid rationale for making a trip to Las Vegas.
Kentucky Derby
For whatever reasons, MBA students at top programs love the Kentucky Derby. Perhaps it’s the statistics involved in handicapping, the thrill of outright risk taking in making bets or the plentiful booze provided in the infield. Either way, the event regularly attracts a loyal following from America’s top business schools. Typically students rent an RV and journey to Churchill Downs for the day before the Derby and the day after. The event can be something of a mess, but you’re sure to form tight bonds with the 7-8 fellow MBA’s that are part of the adventure.
Folly’s
Every school has its own version of a theatrical program that mocks the eccentricities of MBA life. The program usually takes several months to produce and includes comedic skits, song and dance. Participating either as an actor or organizer is an excellent way to become close to your colleagues also working on the program and generate some notoriety from being on stage.
Formal events
Every top MBA program organizes several semi-formal or formal events each year. This is an opportunity to find out who cleans up well and who knows how to dance something beside bump and grind. The venue for the formal events ranges in caliber. Some may be hosted on campus while others are big blow-outs held at swanky hotels or other prominent locations. These events provide an opportunity to escape the pub scene and go out proper. Be forewarned that the process for finding a date is more similar to something from high school than anything you likely experienced as an undergraduate.
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